I've never believed in God, and and I've always thought religion in general is a farce, but I've also always said that if there was one thing that would every make me turn to Jesus, it's hockey. I've finally been led to the point where I seriously believe it's time to pray, and I hope you all will join with me.
Dear Lord, we've never spoken before, and I'm not sure I've done anything to deserve what I'm about to ask for, but please consider ALL the long time suffering of all Kings fans when I say:
Lord, I humbly beg that you grant Brayden Schenn all the gifts, longevity and career that you bestowed upon Steve Yzerman, because Anze Kopitar and Dustin Brown couldn't lead this team out of a paper bag with a compass, flashlight, and fire hose.
For ever and ever, Amen.