Witness the genius that is Down Goes Brown (I cut down the list; follow the link for the whole thing):

With the March 4 trade deadline approaching, here are ten signs that Kaberle might be ready to finally waive his NTC:

* Brian Burke asked him for a list of ten teams; he gave Burke a list of 40 teams.

* Concerned younger teammates report that he's constantly talking about participating in some kind of bizarre post-season elimination tournament where the winner gets a giant trophy.

* New postgame ritual: go home, get drunk, fire up NHL 10, trade self to contending team, turn off console, cry.

via Down Goes Brown: Signs that Tomas Kaberle may be considering waiving his no-trade clause - Toronto Maple Leafs Blog - Humor. Commentary. Despair..