VANCOUVER CANADA - OCTOBER 17: Aaron Rome #29 of the Vancouver Canucks runs into Patrick O'Sullivan #8 of the Carolina Hurricanes while battling for the puck during the first period in NHL action on October 17 2010 at Rogers Arena in Vancouver British Columbia Canada. (Photo by Rich Lam/Getty Images)
Who are they? Carolina Hurricanes.
What do they want? To forget the first half of last season (10-23-7 through December).
What's their ****ing problem? Injured: Sergei Samsonov, Jiri Tlusty. Otherwise: played last night.
Who the **** do they think they are? (IN) Bobby Sanguinetti, Jon Matsumoto, Riley Nash, Jared Staal, Patrick O`Sullivan (OUT) Matt Cullen, Stephane Yelle, Scott Walker, Aaron Ward, Andrew Alberts, Niclas Wallin, Rod Brind`Amour, Ray Whitney.
What, are we supposed to be scared? Not as much as Bob Miller, who has to deal with Jarret Stoll vs. Jared Staal.
I thought we were friends! Ex-Kings: Tim Gleason, Joe Corvo, O'Sullivan, Tom Kostopoulos.
Yeah, well, wait till they get a load of: hmm, I don't know...new fourth line? Kyle Clifford - Brad Richardson - Trevor Lewis.
Oh, stole their diary.