Who are they? Half of the 2009-2010 Chicago Blackhawks.
What do they want? To wipe those smiles off everyone's faces. [clarification: other teams, I mean]
Who the **** do they think they are? (IN)Marty Turco, Ivan Vishnevskiy, Fernando Pisani, Ryan Potulny, John Scott, Jeff Taffe, Chris DiDomenico, Philippe Paradis, Jeremy Morin, Viktor Stalberg, (OUT) Cristobal Huet, Andrew Ladd, Antti Niemi, Dustin Byfuglien, Brent Sopel, Kris Versteeg, Ben Eager, Adam Burish, John Madden, Colin Fraser, Danny Richmond, Mark Cullen, Kyle Greentree, Akim Aliu, Cam Barker (mid-season), Andrew Ebbett (mid-season).
What, are we supposed to be scared? Absolutely. They are the Stanley Cup Champions.