Who are they?
What do they want? A do-over.
What's their ****ing problem? Injured: Bryce Salvador, Anton Volchenkov. Not to mention: No one has fewer goals-for or more goals-against than the New Jersey Devil impersonators. They are off to their worst start in more than a quarter century. And guess who has the lowest GF/60 (goals-for per 60 minutes of ice-time) of all the Devils forwards...
Who the **** do they think they are? (IN) Volchenkov, Henrik Tallinder, Jason Arnott, Johan Hedberg, David McIntyre, John MacLean (coach), Ilya Kovalchuk (deadline), (OUT) Paul Martin, Ben Walter, Mike Mottau, Matt Halischuk, Rob Niedermayer, Jacques Lemaire (coach), Johnny Oduya (deadline), Patrice Cormier (deadline).
I thought we were friends! Ex-Kings: Adam Mair. Ex-Devils:
Yeah, well, wait till they get a load of: Ryan Smyth -- all six of his points are even-strength. Also: Smyth (G-A-PTS) on the road: 0-0-0 in seven games; Smyth at home: 3-3-6 in just three games.