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• Colten Teubert's WHL season is done. Where is he headed? Manchester? 
• Questionable Teubert scouting report: "Colten Teubert gets a high five for the beauty of a fight he had against Jordan Hale. Not going to lie, he is sexy. Really sexy when he fights" (via An Emotional Evening " The Pats – According to a Lady)
• The Puck Stops Here has no dog in this fight, but has love for Bernier. (via KuklasKorner : The Puck Stops Here : AHL MVP Called Up)
• "The Colts’ Kyle Clifford has eight goals and eight assists for 16 points in a 12-game points streak" (via Hockey News - Local Sports Report)
• NHL Fanhouse has a nice article on Scotty Bowman, in which he reveals himself to be the Alan Greenspan of Hockey. 
• All Things Avs pleads for Joe Sacco not to bench Kyle Quincey. WTF! The guy was practically our MVP last year. Attention people of Colorado: we will be happy to take him off your hands. Maybe one of those Fredrik Modin conditional picks? (via Don’t bench Quincey | All Things Avs)
• Puck Daddy uncovers evidence of Canadian bladder control supremacy. 

(Colten Teubert and Jordan Eberle say goodbye to the hometown fans, via www.leaderpost.com)

• Greatest Hockey Legends considers the greatest Oscars ever to play in the NHL.
• Behindthenet looks at goalie performance relative to price tag.
• This story about Brian Burke might make you cry, or like him. 
• Kings prospect Martin Jones sets a record. 
• Kings prospect Geordie Wudrick is scoring. From the linked article: "Get Geordie Wudrick one-on-one against any goaltender and he's one of the most dangerous snipers in the Western Hockey League."

Or, since the Kings are idle, how about some shopping:

• 09/10 ITG Heroes and Prospects Auto Andrei Loktionov on eBay.ca (item 110505054376 end time 16-Mar-10 23:33:57 EDT)
  
• Rookie LOT (4) Oscar Moller, very nice lot 2008-2009 on eBay.ca (item 160412363789 end time 15-Mar-10 19:26:50 EDT)
• ERSBERG'S PADS!! LA KINGS Game Used NHL Hockey Leg Pads ERSBERG TPS PRO - eBay (item 270545789354 end time Mar-22-10 10:19:17 PDT)
• 1967 NHL Los Angeles Kings vintage game used equipment bag - eBay (item 110409964267 end time Mar-29-10 08:19:05 PDT)
• Alexander Frolov Los Angeles Kings game worn NHL jersey - eBay (item 110504179693 end time Mar-15-10 05:08:33 PDT)
• Custom JON QUICK ACTION FIGURE Los Angeles Kings Custom RBK - eBay (item 320464480299 end time Mar-18-10 17:46:19 PDT)
• ACTION FIGURE - Luc Robitaille Retro LA Kings - eBay (item 330413736481 end time Mar-20-10 15:05:59 PDT)