What Quick Should Have Said (a couple of weeks back)
by Quisp on Apr 19, 2010 11:22 AM PDT
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Bubble Guts!!
Explosive Diarrhea!!!!!
"It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane."-Alan Garner
One time, when I was in college, this guy came in late to class and the professor decided to call this guy out in front of the whole class. She asked him why he was late and, without missing a beat, he said that he had explosive diarrhea. All the guys in the class started busting up laughing and all the girls were somewhat digusted. I found it hysterical. The professor, somewhat dumbfounded, just told him to sit down and went on with her lecture.
Since that moment I realized that diarrhea is the greatest excuse to use during vulnerable moments. No one is going to ask questions afterwards.
"We love going to Canadian cities and beating Canadian teams." - Drew Doughty
Its like a Mulligan!
It really is the only excuse that not a single person on Earth will not accept!
"It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane."-Alan Garner
True
Who’s going to demand to see the evidence?
BTW, I miss Chan Ho Park, for some reason. I really don’t know why.
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