Note to William Houston: If you say "I feel so badly," you are an idiot
Mr. Houston's Opus - Pension Plan Puppets
From: William Houston
To: PPPOh, I've been taking shots at friends of yours. Oh noooo. I feel so badly [sic]. Truth is, you're a pathetic piece of shit who can't function as a real journalist so you operate that awful blog. Struck a nerve, didn't I Julian? Because you're a pathetic hack who can't write and will never amount [sic] anything. By the time I was in my 30s I'd written two best selling books. You? You're a nothing. Nobody knows who you are or cares. Good luck pal. You'll need it.
I normally wouldn't comment on this, but the guy is claiming the high ground as a writer and attacking a better writer for not being able to write. So I am compelled to point out: "I feel badly" is the kind of thing uneducated people say because they half-remember some distant rule about adverbs ending in "-ly" and they think it sounds correct and fancy. It's neither. The same people, or their cousins, say things like "[whoever] did [whatever] to Jill and I" because they are afraid of "and me" and they have this vague (and wrong) idea that "I" is fancier.
If he wasn't rudely staking a claim to being Mr. Writer, I wouldn't have to point out that he's an uneducated blow-hard. He is now no longer allowed to utter the sentence "I am a writer" unless he adds "who thinks 'I feel badly' doesn't make me sound like a fool."
I have nothing else to add to the Houston/PPP dust-up, but I encourage everyone to follow the link for the full carnage.
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I'll give him one point for (apparently) self-effacing humor
but the point gets taken away for googling himself to the degree that one would have to, in order to find this site.
Wait till this year.
same, agreed.
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Very cool. Good on PPP.
Can't watch the thinkspeak. Always sarcastic, barely ever mean. Just me.











