BREAKING: Kings Eliminated from Non-Playoffs - Lose Tee Times
by Quisp on Apr 5, 2010 4:24 PM PDT
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Already hit hard by the recent economic downturn, Southland golf courses are now bracing for the absence of L.A. Kings players from their greens this Spring. And they're not the only ones who are miffed. "I could have signed anywhere, but I chose L.A. to work on my golf game," said 4 handicap Rob Scuderi. "It's unacceptible. [Kings General Manager, Dean] Lombardi assured me this wasn't a hockey town."
[UPDATE: The above story is entirely made-up, except for the first sentence.]
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I like the idea that Rob Scuderi hates the playoffs and signed in LA so he wouldn’t be bothered. Now he’s screwed.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
8 bloody years, about time we return!
I do a lot of jacking off, ya know, because I don’t get no women, so these arms are, like, humongously big. See it’s workout, and it’s pleasure.._" Charles Bennett
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