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Kavka's Toxin / Kovalchuk's Intent

Kavka's toxin puzzle - Wikipedia

  • An eccentric billionaire places before you a vial of toxin that, if you drink it, will make you painfully ill for a day, but will not threaten your life or have any lasting effects.
  • The billionaire will pay you one million dollars tomorrow morning if, at midnight tonight, you intend to drink the toxin tomorrow afternoon.
  • He emphasizes that you need not drink the toxin to receive the money; in fact, the money will already be in your bank account hours before the time for drinking it arrives, if you succeed.
  • All you have to do is...intend at midnight tonight to drink the stuff tomorrow afternoon.
  • You are perfectly free to change your mind after receiving the money and not drink the toxin.

(Hat-tip to Puck Daddy, whose commenter invoked Kavka.)

Gregory Kavka was a moral philosopher whose work dealt with what he called paradoxes of (nuclear) deterrence, some (many? all?) of which dealt with the concept of intent. In the case of the famous toxin, Kavka's argument (if I am qualified to paraphrase it, which I'm probably not) you can't actually intend to do something later, in order to receive a pay-off now, when you know that when "later" arrives, there will no rational reason to do what you "intended" to do, because the pay-off has already occurred and can't be retracted.

Related to Kovalchuk, Kavka -- if he were a sports lawyer for the NHL, and not a deceased moral philosopher on the topic of mutually assured destruction -- would argue, not only is it not possible for him to promise to do something that he has no reasonable expectation of being able to do, but it's not possible for him to intend to do it either.

Shorter Kavka: get paid up front.

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Since puck daddy brought up the RFAs, I figure I will ask the questions here. Is the compensation level for draft picks determined by the cap hit?

If true and the NHLPA wins their fight over Kovalchuk’s contract, what would stop a team from offering Drew Doughty a $115/23 contract for a cap hit of $5 million. This would only cost the team a 1st, 2nd & 3rd pick. Not a bad trade to have Doughty locked up for a $5 million cap hit for life.

Of course this is an extreme example, but you know some GMs will be salivating for some of the RFAs on teams with low cash budgets.

by Sydor25 on Jul 24, 2010 6:28 AM PDT reply actions  

cap hit is not what is used for compensation

per section 10.4, the compensation is determined by the total amount of contract / # of years or 5, which ever is less. So for the $115/23 contract example, the compensation would be 115/5 = 23. That’d cost ’em 4 first rounders.

by -J on Jul 25, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

True, but...

…we really don’t know what some players will or will not sign. And there isn’t a lot of evidence that AEG would spend this amount of cash for 1 player. I don’t think anyone would offer that contract or that Doughty would sign it, but some strange offers could end up being made if the CBA is broken by Kovalchuk’s contract. How about $150/30? He would be 50+, but remember that 1 player played into his 50’s. :)

Remeber when everyone was saying Lou would never do one of these extremely long contracts?

by Sydor25 on Jul 24, 2010 7:42 AM PDT reply actions  

but (i think, I would have to research it in detail) you bring up a good point in general

which is the possibility of RFA offer sheet wars. It’s another argument that the league could make. If the KOvalchuk contract were to stand, it would open the door to absurd-term offer sheets, which the team would be forced to match, causing even the teams that don’t wish to be stupid with 100 year contracts to be stupid against their will, just to retain their players.

I will look into the offer sheet language in the CBA, to see if there isn’t some simple provision preventing this from happening. Otherwise I think it’s a pretty persuasive detail in general.

Wait till this year.

by Quisp on Jul 24, 2010 8:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Bobby Ryan anyone?

Would the Ducks be able to match a $126/21 offer sheet for Bobby Ryan (if signed by Ryan)? You could easily put some massive money up front and still only have a $6 million cap hit (1st,2nd & 3rd pick). Not a bad trade for Ryan.

Of course, the same long term risks still apply for the team offering it, but why not for the rich clubs?

I can’t imagine that there would be contract limits for RFAs and not UFAs in the CBA. Aren’t they all just SPCs? The only difference is that there is compensation for RFAs.

Not that any of these doomsday signings could take place, but who really knows?

by Sydor25 on Jul 24, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sydor, this doomsday signing would take place if Glen Sather would sign such a contract

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Tyler Ennis: Freed from Portland!

by Ubiquitous on Jul 24, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Retirement rules in CBA?

Hey Quisp, everyone says that the cap hit goes away when a player retires, but where is this in the CBA? I was searching for anything in the CBA that deals with retirement and couldn’t find anyting.

Do you know which article states what happens to the SPC when a player retires?

by Sydor25 on Jul 24, 2010 9:07 AM PDT reply actions  

I'll look it up for you. It's true, though.

And if you think about it, how could it be any other way. You can’t stop a guy from retiring. And the club certainly can’t be expected to pay for a guy who retires. All the CBA can do is make it hard for a retired guy to come back, to deter fake retirements. There are provisions for this, but I don’t have them mentally handy.

Wait till this year.

by Quisp on Jul 24, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know if people have seen this...

Different Russian news:

dchesnokov Traktor’s (KHL) Director said #LAK prospect Voinov and #FLA prospect Dadonov will return to KHL if either can’t make NHL team this season.

I wonder how much of that is posturing. Would Voinov really leave? Hmm.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jul 24, 2010 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

I love the “I’m leaving if I don’t start mentality”…if true, they’re in the wrong league, and I’m not referring to the KHL.

by JZarris on Jul 24, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

He hasn’t made any statements himself, yet, apparently…I’d be glad to get more information.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jul 24, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but don't give the rumor more power than it deserves

Voynov didn’t say these things. Otherwise it would be a quote from a journalist.

Or do we have to believe everything that some guy on twitter or a comments section says his friend who plays roller hockey with daigle said that blah blah…

Wait till this year.

by Quisp on Jul 24, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I put zero stock in anything that guy says.

Anyone can say that any russian might go play in the KHL if he can’t cut it in the NHL. Voynov is here. He has not to this point been even close to being ready for the NHL. If he shows up in camp and is ready, he’ll make it. If not, not. If he is obviously not ready and he decides to go back to russia, then it’s not much of a loss, really. It’s just meaningless to say what that guy said.

Wait till this year.

by Quisp on Jul 24, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

“That guy”…Chesnokov or the KHL guy? I was assuming the posturing was coming from the latter.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jul 24, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t he also the “Frolov will decide in 10 days” guy? I wonder what’s up with that. Isn’t this day 10?

I want Fro back so badly right now, I can’t even express it. Though he’d probably go back to being the fandom pinata again because he’s not you-know-who, I wouldn’t even care.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jul 24, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

He’s a very valuable player at the right price, and probably more so to the Kings than to a lot of other. I understand his limitations, but the Fro-hate has always been really unfair. I’d love to see him be part of Kings Cup-winner.

by DougX on Jul 24, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, it could be like his personal scapegoat

It will take all the punishment, so he doesn’t have to.

by DougX on Jul 24, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

(wibble)

It’d take the hits, and keep on awkwardly smiling.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jul 24, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, yeah, and this is a funny cartoon of Lokti. Thought you’d like it.

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by Niesy on Jul 24, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

hilarious! i wish he looked that menacing

instead of actually like jimmy neutron

Wait till this year.

by Quisp on Jul 24, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

With his cute Ringo haircut…

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jul 24, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they can't have Kitsyn back AFAIC

He will score ze goals for the Kings, dammit.

by DougX on Jul 24, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some awesome person named Hauspaint drew these. I can’t stop giggling. Fab work.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jul 24, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

HF Boards. But in case he’s lurking, let’s have a round of applause.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Jul 24, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have been worried about this for a while...

But according to this Q&A in hockeysfuture.com, he wants to stay here, and is really hungry to make the NHL (but shouldn’t all prospects).

http://www.hockeysfuture.com/articles/11582/qa_with_vyacheslav_voynov/

HF: How many years of AHL will you play before considering other variants?

VV: My goal is to play in the NHL, and I’ll do everything it takes to play there.

by Clever Kings Handle on Jul 24, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehe

Kenley Jansen > Mariano Rivera

by douchiedude on Jul 25, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

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