Who barfed?

“Yeah, we went out, y’know, on the boat and it was kind of, y’know, really cool and all the guys were really into it and, y’know, they told us, y’know, what to look for, and some of the guys were, y’know, saying they saw some… y’know, humps and fins and tails and stuff, and I kept looking for the whales, y’know, but then at some point I just started to, y’know, zone in on how the boat kept going up n down n up n down and, y’know, hearing the guys, y’know, whooping it up really loud and, y’know, watching the waves, and that smell, and, uh, y’know, at some point I just started to feel sorta, y’know, kinda dizzy, and pretty soon I’m like, y’know, thinking that I’m not feeling so great and then, y’know, pretty much all I can remember is, y’know, seeing some of they guys lookin at me kinda, y’know, funny, and then Kyle comes up and, y’know, helps me, y’know, get to the bathroom, and that’s pretty much, y’know, what happened. I don’t think I’ll be doin’ that again any time soon.”

So the question is, assuming nobody knows the answer for a fact, why are most people picking Schenn and what does that imply for his chances of making the squad this season? Inquiring minds want to know.