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POLL: which King makes the best cat name?

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The King with the best cat name is...
Greene
1 votes
Johnson
0 votes
Harrold
12 votes
Scuderi
6 votes
Doughty
7 votes
Moller
11 votes
Schenn
1 votes
Kopitar
9 votes
Loktionov
3 votes
Clifford
26 votes
Williams
1 votes
Richardson
1 votes
Dionne
3 votes
Simmonds
7 votes
Taylor
0 votes
Westgarth
10 votes
Robitaille
10 votes
Parse
1 votes
Lewis
2 votes
Brown
1 votes
Penner
8 votes
Handzus
2 votes
Ponikarovsky
9 votes
Stoll
0 votes
Vachon
2 votes
Quick
29 votes
Mitchell
0 votes
Bernier
2 votes
Martinez
1 votes
Smyth
1 votes
Gretzky
7 votes

173 votes | Poll has closed

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i’m going to be biased and say, based on my preferences, a name with one syllable. so that leaves Stoll, Smyth, Quick, Brown, King . . . all those i can think of off the top of my head.

Quick. especially for a lazy cat.

by uvgt2bkdnme on Mar 21, 2011 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty obviously

Quick of course…

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by angelofdeath on Mar 21, 2011 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Fat

More lug than Liberace

by Robert_P. on Mar 21, 2011 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Cats respond well to sounds like “Sss”, “shh”, “zzz”, “kss”. So I’d go with Handzus.

by Passemoilapuck on Mar 21, 2011 11:01 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

may any cat you own be shifty and stealthy like our little Lokti.

by Doughty99 on Mar 22, 2011 12:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Oscar

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by Nut on Mar 22, 2011 1:12 AM PDT reply actions  

My daughter and her boyfriend named their puppy Anze. But he was so unruly that they changed it to Sh*thead.

by m_and_m on Mar 22, 2011 8:05 AM PDT reply actions  

#DUH

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 22, 2011 8:28 AM PDT reply actions  

He doesn’t play for the Kings yet, but Brandon Kozun’s last name sounds like a good cat name. Then the Cat’s nickname is Kozy which sounds like a cut cat name.

by IamTheWarlus on Mar 22, 2011 9:26 AM PDT reply actions  

i went with williams… because he looks like a shifty cat to me.

Zus Army

by Jack-Handy on Mar 22, 2011 10:24 AM PDT reply actions  

this is clearly my specialty Quisp. my vote should count twice :). if we’re going with just 1 name and not a combination it should be “Harrold” or “Clifford”

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by BoulderDodger on Mar 22, 2011 10:49 AM PDT reply actions  

I was going to say, Oscar Moller Simmonds is the best cat name I know of!

I think a cat named Scuds has a lot of potential. But my thinking could also be swayed by the cat. If it’s a big orange tabby, then Greener. A ladies’ cat, Stoll. All over fuzzy with long brown fur like a lion, Zeus.

Cliffy would obviously be an alley cat brawler with scars and torn ears!

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by Niesy on Mar 22, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha yeah i guess the type of cat plays a big part of it. I just posted a similar poll on TrueBlueLA maybe some of the Dodger fans will join us in the thread for the next game

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by BoulderDodger on Mar 22, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet.

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by Niesy on Mar 23, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just don’t think any cat I’ve ever owned could qualify as “Quick”. Their demeanor has always been more ancient godlike, slower to react, hence the Zeus connection. Although they are closer to egyptian mythology than greek for sure.

by Passemoilapuck on Mar 22, 2011 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like all these names are 100x better for a cat if you use the player nicknames instead: Stolly, Poni, Zus, Kopi, Lokti, Dewey (or Doughnuts), Richie, Simmer, Cliffy. All fantastic cat names.

I’m partial to Dewey, Kopi or Simmer, although Poni or Zus could be pretty funny for a giant cat.

by puddle on Mar 22, 2011 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

well...

I have two cats…tommy and jack….because i like primus and alcohol!!!!

I picked clifford….cuz it just sounds like a super fat lazy slob of a cat…but a cat that will beat the shit out of all the other cats…like a sumo cat…..

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by card_base on Mar 22, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

But we already named the dog.

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by Niesy on Mar 23, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

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