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Kings blog claims porn gets more traffic than hockey rumors, says boobs five times

I myself am above such antics. 

Summer Loving, Having A Blast… " S U R L Y & S C R I B E L.A. Kings Hockey Blog
Someone told me there was a war going on… some kind of blog war. All I see are a couple of guys in a bar having an animated conversation while the drunks in the dark corners sip their drinks and pray for a spectacle. They won’t get their wish. I don’t like this new reputation of being a rumor site. In fairness, we have posted what would have to be categorized as rumors. Still, we’ve posted a video with boobs in it and I don’t consider this a porn site. Further to that point, for those who accuse us of making stuff up in order to drive traffic to the site, posting the word BOOBS drives much more traffic here than posting any sort of rumor ever will. So in an effort to simultaneously affirm and mock the same group of people…. boobs boobs boobs. Tits too. 

Later in the same post, they mention God. Out of "God", "boob", "porn" or "Doughty contract", which search term will bring more people to this post? Actually, "Cammalleri girlfriend" is one of the big searches that gets people to this site, so throw that one in, too. 

Poll
Which search term will bring the most hits to this post?
God
284 votes
Boob
69 votes
Porn
78 votes
Doughty contract
67 votes
Cammalleri girlfriend
39 votes

537 votes | Poll has closed

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toss up between God and porn . . .

methinks . . . God. because God always wins.

You wanna tell me that to mah face?!
YET ANOTHER Detroit Red Wings blog.

by uvgt2bkdnme on Aug 19, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

ok, i did say God always wins

but i did not create infinitely many accounts just to vote for God a couple hundred times.

You wanna tell me that to mah face?!
YET ANOTHER Detroit Red Wings blog.

by uvgt2bkdnme on Aug 19, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blog Wars

Haha are you guys serious Quisp?? Or do you and S&S have a secret pact to go at each other in good fun?

God Loves the Kings

by kingfish! on Aug 19, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

half an hour later

God gets 274 votes since i last saw this page.

it’s rigged.

You wanna tell me that to mah face?!
YET ANOTHER Detroit Red Wings blog.

by uvgt2bkdnme on Aug 19, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about...

“butt tattoo”???

i'll show you my butt tattoo if you'll show me yours

by falmer on Aug 19, 2011 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

God 83%?

C’mon people, I’m counting on you to be more juvenile than that…

The more you drink, the less gruesome I look.
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@shadowking011

by Paul Udani on Aug 20, 2011 12:01 AM PDT reply actions  

four hours into the experiment...

traffic from searches

porn 100%
everything else 0%

Wait till this year.

by Quisp on Aug 20, 2011 12:12 AM PDT reply actions  

I’ve heard “Bleacher report sucks” directs a lot of people to SBN as well.

Original member of the Mike Weber bandwagon!
To make up for lost time, the Sabres signed six seasons worth of front-loaded cap skirting contracts in one week.

by Ubiquitous on Aug 31, 2011 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was totally searching for God...

no really guys! I was!

www.prosportsblogging.com

by Great Ice-Pectations on Aug 20, 2011 7:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Psst, Psst!...hey...no, down here...

…Gods busy…can I help you?

Are Teemu Selanne and Melanie Griffith Twins?

by USHA#17 on Aug 20, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh God!! Like Cartman, I want to be frozen until the season starts so I don’t have to read more of this. Sign freakin’ Doughty and drop the freakin’ puck already.

by m_and_m on Aug 20, 2011 8:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Not related, but...

Started fishing through my THN Yearbook and found Quisp’s 50-goal scorer chart. Congrats on being famous Quisp!

Drop me a line on twitter: @lankykwas
"Doughtnuts; is there anything they can't do?"

by DontDoughtDrew on Aug 20, 2011 9:05 AM PDT reply actions  

how does it look?

do you feel like scanning it and posting it? or emailing it to me?

Wait till this year.

by Quisp on Aug 20, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks great! I’ll try taking a picture of it, I don’t have a scanner

Drop me a line on twitter: @lankykwas
"Doughtnuts; is there anything they can't do?"

by DontDoughtDrew on Aug 21, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

from Matt Barry's Take on the Kings Blog War
Well, our good friend Quisp, who is incredible in his own right, wrote a blog on his site (www.jewelsfromthecrown.com) about their track record and how right or wrong they have been (I just pray he doesn’t go back and look at MY blogs as my track record might look something like 3-23-176.)

3-23-176? I think he’s giving himself too much credit!

by Garrett79 on Aug 20, 2011 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

i've stopped reading Barry's blogs and have almost completely stopped going onto hockeybuzz

but back when i did read his blogs, he was pretty reliable for information about things relating to the Manchester Monarchs (call-ups, injuries, etc.).

You wanna tell me that to mah face?!
YET ANOTHER Detroit Red Wings blog.

by uvgt2bkdnme on Aug 20, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I’m racking my brains trying to think of three times he was right. I’m racking my brains trying to think of one time he was right.

by m_and_m on Aug 20, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ethan Moreau

Hey what the hell, right? Good character guy at the right price…

by JZarris on Aug 20, 2011 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup, classic August signing. You look at what’s left in the free agent pool and maybe pick up a bargain or two. Moreau can step into a bottom-six role if needed, but if he sits in the press box it’s no great loss.

… Ah, it feels good to talk about real hockey news. :-)

"I think you just outed yourself as Dean Lombardi. I knew it all along." — Rudy Kelly

by DougX on Aug 20, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll probably get to be good friends with Drewiske and Fraser.

But then again, slow, potential 12-goal scorer, likely to take a lot of penalties? How close is that to a Terry Murray wetdream?

The bottom 6 will be packed: Stoll, Clifford, Richardson, Lewis, Parse, Moreau, Westy, Fraser (eventually). Not much room for rookies there.

by Passemoilapuck on Aug 20, 2011 8:53 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Whoever is stuffing the ballot box for “God” is lame.

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by Megalodon on Aug 20, 2011 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

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