HAMBURG, GERMANY - OCTOBER 04: Jonathan Bernier of Los Angeles looks on during the NHL Pre-Season game between Hamburg Freezers and Los Angeles Kings at the O2 World Arena on October 4, 2011 in Hamburg, Germany. (Photo by Joern Pollex/Bongarts/Getty Images)
Lion-tiger hybrids are cool. They can handle jungles and savannahs.
Please win this, please.