Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Who's the awesomest of them all?
Sorry, Patrick Sharp. The honor goes to Justin MFing Williams.
Meanwhile, the Blackhawks were mired in some after school special.
Sharp: I crosschecked Williams because he dissed my moisturizer.
Crawford: I ran into Kopitar, and he shouldn't get away with it! WAAAAH!
Keith: Sure, I high-sticked Carter for no reason. Would it help if I felt bad about it later? ...Maybe? ...No?
I don't even know, man! Impulse control is pretty great.
This was fun. Nervewracking and fun. Let's raise a glass to our Kings, who held the puck in the right end of the rink.
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