Because the Moderators are asleep and/or drunk
This has to be at least 75 words so i'm just filling some space. Hey, how about analysis? Yeah, that's a good thing. Blah blah Corsi, blah blah 5v5, blah blah Doughty is god. I really don't like the Blackhawks and hope we win this thing. We need them to stop taking these ridiculous penalties and start getting some offensive zone play going. Here we go, boys! Let's do this! GO KINGS GO!!!