"Is the House of Usher open? May I come in?" --Earl P. Neck

Don't forget to buy a chance for Pancakes with Penner!

We'll be far, far away, but I'm still donating. I'll have to make a face on my flapjacks with egg eyes and a bacon mouth and have a conversation with that. Not nearly as cool.

Can we get some Bill Haley up in here? Yep!

That's right, Quick, you dominate that camera. You sexy beast.

Rrrrawr.

Traditions to be observed for good luck in the lunar new year:

Our minds must also be prepared to greet good luck properly. We exercise strict control of our tongues during the festive season. We must not only look clean, but also speak cleanly. Only honeyed words should come out of the mouth. No foul language and no unlucky words, such as "***" or "*** luck." Fortunately for children, there is no scolding or cursing.

Do you know what this means? RELENTLESS HAPPY SUNSHINE ENERGY.

And pork dumplings. Gotta have those too.

One day he'll hit puberty and sound like Edward James Olmos.

Yi yiyiyiyiiiii yiyi yi yiiiiiiii

Matt Greene just found out that guy likes Twitter.

Makin' 'em wooooop like blue gelatin.