Filed under: I AM NOT "MR STATS MAN"! By Quisp Jan 18, 2010, 9:21pm PST Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: I AM NOT "MR STATS MAN"! Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email I am an anonymous and/or fictitious jug of purple juice, presumably with feelings and dreams. Just like you, only a drink. But I'm glad to be here. Thanks, Connie. More From Jewels From The Crown Los Angeles Kings 2022 NHL Draft Day Two Coverage: updated with all picks Kings trade for Minnesota Wild forward Kevin Fiala NHL Mock Draft 2022: Los Angeles Kings select forward Isaac Howard with 19th pick Crown Conversations: Half Dead, Fully Empty Crown Conversations: Post Trade Deadline Madness Crown Conversations: LA Kings Trade Dead(line) Day