Who are they? Calgary Flames.
What do they want? A win.
What's their ****ing problem? Injured: Ales Kotalik, David Moss, Matt Stajan, Ryan Stone, (maybe) Raitis Ivanans. Also, the fish stinks from the head.
Who the **** do they think they are? (IN) Eric Nystrom, Chris Higgins, Jamal Mayers, Nigel Dawes, Vesa Toskala., , . (OUT)
What, are we supposed to be scared? Kings haven't won in Calgary in a million years.
I thought we were friends! Ex-Kings: Craig Conroy, Ivanans, Jokinen, Jackman.
Yeah, well, wait till they get a load of: Jonathan Bernier makes his first start of the year.
Oh, stole their diary.