Your Friday dose of loosely Kings-related, mostly non-lockout news...
Dustin Penner interns for Conan. Great job, Dustin! [Team Coco]
Thought-provoking pieces on how goaltenders evolve with age; is the impact of age on a goalie fairly negligible [Pension Plan Puppets], or reasonably significant? [NHL Numbers] Pay attention, Mr. Quick.
A short season would be a positive for the Kings. Seriously, I'm trying to stay optimistic here. [Backhand Shelf]
Luc Robitaille will play himself on Phineas and Ferb. Set your DVRs! [LA Times]
Kyle Clifford fined by the ECHL for an undisclosed equipment violation. Real, genuine hockey news. [ECHL]
Anze Kopitar and Bobby Ryan: kicking ass and taking names in Sweden. Mora IK currently sits sixth in the Allsvenskan standings after today's victory against IF Malmo; both players actually had penalty shots during the game, though Ryan was the only one to convert. [Fox Sports West]
More Kings and Ducks connections: Wednesday practices at Anaheim Ice, featuring Justin Williams and Teemu Selanne. [AFP]
Finally... oh, Mike. [Broad Street Hockey]