Rank the Players: What Just Happened?

One of the year’s most bizarre games ended with a third period featuring six goals, two goaltending changes, some weird bounces, and an extraordinary loss for the Kings. Rank:

We’re now halfway through the season, and I’m not sure the second half has a crazier night in store. We’ll save the story for the recap, but what can the Kings take from a game like this? Anything? Or was this just a remarkably weird game that we can’t draw anything from?