Witness the genius that is Down Goes Brown (I cut down the list; follow the link for the whole thing):
With the March 4 trade deadline approaching, here are ten signs that Kaberle might be ready to finally waive his NTC:
* Brian Burke asked him for a list of ten teams; he gave Burke a list of 40 teams.
* Concerned younger teammates report that he’s constantly talking about participating in some kind of bizarre post-season elimination tournament where the winner gets a giant trophy.
* New postgame ritual: go home, get drunk, fire up NHL 10, trade self to contending team, turn off console, cry.