From The Hockey News: Top 10 Roenick quotes [the two I liked]
4. "I liked Patrick's quote, (that) he would have stopped me. I wanted to know where he was in Game 3. He was probably getting his jock out of the rafters of the United Center."
– On Patrick Roy after Game 4 of the conference semifinal between Chicago and Colorado in 1996. Roy’s retort: "I can't really hear what Jeremy says, because I've got my two Stanley Cup rings plugging my ears."
1. "It's not my fault (Snow) didn't have any other options coming out of high school. If going to college gets you a career backup goaltender job and my route gets you a thousand points and a thousand games, and compare the two contracts, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out whose decision was better."
– On Islanders goalie Garth Snow’s response to Roenick complaining about the officiating during a Flyers-Islanders game during which Snow said Roenick wasn’t "that bright."
via The Hockey News: THN.com Top 10: THN.com Top 10: Roenick quotes.