"I'm drafted. I'm hilarious."

Kings 2010 draft review - Hockey's Future
Kitsyn uses his size well, playing a power forward game. He has an awkward, almost comical skating style, but he does manage to get from A to B with good speed and agility. His stick skills and shooting are consistent with the high standards for young players who get drafted out of Russia, as he is capable of some dazzling moves. His inability to produce at the KHL level is concerning, but his commitment to coming across the pond is promising. He was drafted by Mississauga of the OHL and will suit up for them next season

I would so love to have a comedic version of Ovechkin.