In honor of last night’s misunderstood Iginla trade deal, here are my five favorite misunderstood Queen lyrics.
1. Each morning I get up my crocodile
2. I work until I ate my balls
3. She keeps a mower and a shotgun in a pretty cabinet
4. Waving your bladder all over the place
5. Saving his life from his warm sausage tea
Who’s going to bring the hard work against the Blues tonight? Hopefully not so hard they live out lyric #2. But pretty hard.
Yeah. That’s the ticket.