Another three days off, another round of whimsical though pointless posts. Today, the win/loss records for each Kings player. Goalies only count when they’re playing; everyone else counts if they’re dressed.
| W | L | W% | |
| Willie Mitchell | 11 | 2 | 0.846 |
| Scott Parse | 4 | 1 | 0.800 |
| Alexei Ponikarovsky | 10 | 3 | 0.769 |
| Brayden Schenn | 6 | 2 | 0.750 |
| Jake Muzzin | 8 | 3 | 0.727 |
| Jonathan Quick | 13 | 5 | 0.722 |
| Andrei Loktionov | 5 | 2 | 0.714 |
| John Zeiler | 2 | 1 | 0.667 |
| Justin Williams | 15 | 10 | 0.600 |
| Ryan Smyth | 15 | 10 | 0.600 |
| Wayne Simmonds | 15 | 10 | 0.600 |
| Rob Scuderi | 15 | 10 | 0.600 |
| Brad Richardson | 15 | 10 | 0.600 |
| Anze Kopitar | 15 | 10 | 0.600 |
| Jack Johnson | 15 | 10 | 0.600 |
| Michal Handzus | 15 | 10 | 0.600 |
| Dustin Brown | 15 | 10 | 0.600 |
| Kevin Westgarth | 12 | 8 | 0.600 |
| Davis Drewiske | 14 | 10 | 0.583 |
| Matt Greene | 11 | 8 | 0.579 |
| Kyle Clifford | 12 | 9 | 0.571 |
| Trevor Lewis | 7 | 8 | 0.467 |
| Peter Harrold | 5 | 6 | 0.455 |
| Drew Doughty | 5 | 7 | 0.417 |
| Alec Martinez | 2 | 3 | 0.400 |
| Jonathan Bernier | 2 | 5 | 0.286 |
| Dwight King | 1 | 5 | 0.167 |