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Colten Teubert's WHL season is done. Where is he headed? Manchester?
Questionable Teubert scouting report: "Colten Teubert gets a high five for the beauty of a fight he had against Jordan Hale. Not going to lie, he is sexy. Really sexy when he fights" (via An Emotional Evening " The Pats – According to a Lady)
The Puck Stops Here has no dog in this fight, but has love for Bernier. (via KuklasKorner : The Puck Stops Here : AHL MVP Called Up)
"The Colts’ Kyle Clifford has eight goals and eight assists for 16 points in a 12-game points streak" (via Hockey News - Local Sports Report)
NHL Fanhouse has a nice article on Scotty Bowman, in which he reveals himself to be the Alan Greenspan of Hockey.
All Things Avs pleads for Joe Sacco not to bench Kyle Quincey. WTF! The guy was practically our MVP last year. Attention people of Colorado: we will be happy to take him off your hands. Maybe one of those Fredrik Modin conditional picks? (via Don’t bench Quincey | All Things Avs)
Puck Daddy uncovers evidence of Canadian bladder control supremacy.

(Colten Teubert and Jordan Eberle say goodbye to the hometown fans, via www.leaderpost.com)

Greatest Hockey Legends considers the greatest Oscars ever to play in the NHL.
Behindthenet looks at goalie performance relative to price tag.
This story about Brian Burke might make you cry, or like him.
Kings prospect Martin Jones sets a record.
Kings prospect Geordie Wudrick is scoring. From the linked article: "Get Geordie Wudrick one-on-one against any goaltender and he's one of the most dangerous snipers in the Western Hockey League."

Or, since the Kings are idle, how about some shopping: