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Postgame Poll: How cool is Marian Gaborik?

The Kings snatched victory from the jaws of defeat, but they were Duck jaws and Ducks don’t even have teeth but have to basically vibrate their duck bill until whatever they’re eating is in small enough bits to digest.

Basically Ducks are awful trash.

Anyway Marian Gaborik killed it in game 1. He scored the game-tying goal with mere seconds left in the game while the Kings had pulled the goalie and spat in the face of advanced stats everywhere by putting in the game-winner after the Kings had been dominated for minutes on end.

Anze Kopitar deserves a ton of credit for another herculean performance himself, but tonight the spotlight is on the man they call Gabbo.

How cool is Marian Gaborik?

Cooler than cool 48
Ice cold 51
The other side of the pillow 40
Arthur Fonzarelli 42
All of the above 170
NONE OF THE ABOVE (write in your answer below) 8

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