Re-live the magic: Nucks Misconduct play-by-play

Better than NHL On the Fly, it’s the Nucks Misconduct 3rd period/OT open thread. I always appreciate examples of other teams’ fans acting as crazy as Kings‘ fans. And I mean that in a good way. ~~Two~~ three things I want to note about the following transcript:

I cut it down to size and removed all the attributions because otherwise it would be a million pages long. Follow the link for the whole thing.
THERE IS MUCH EXTREME LANGUAGE. Which I enjoy. But which might offend some people. You have been warned.
One of the commenters points out what is possibly the funniest and weirdest thing I’ve heard all day: Andrew Alberts and Randy Jones were the 3rd pair for the Flyers a couple of years ago?

Okay, here goes. This thing is so long it defeated the quote box formatting. So just know the rest of this is a cut-paste-edit from the above link:

I (usually) love the 3rd.
Good god damn Demo. That’s how you enter the zone on a powerplay? Where is the confidence? Talent? Anything?
Sheesh. Boys better show up in the third.
Demo’s had almost as much time as Sammy so far. Slightly more than Burrows. Annoying.
Killer 3rd period coming up.
can’t believe how miserable i am given that we’re tied thru 2, and up 1 in the series.
It’s all about the letdown. Had it been reversed, Kings up then Nucks coming back, you’d be ecstatic, despite the identical situation
i don’t care, that period was brutal and they deserve it.
The only positive thing I can say about Alberts is that his penalties didn’t cost us and he looked half decent between his penalties.
Didn’t I call it? I said don’t get cocky with the lead. remember last year!
And last time I saw we were winning 2-0. It’s now 2-2. Do I blame Alberts?
No, it’s a team fail. They stopped owning ES and the Kings roared back. Took advantage of a Salo fuck up to tie it up 30 seconds after they got their first goal.
Alberts kills momentum faster than getting a phone call from your mom during sex.
Got a bit more jump so far, that’s better than the majority of the second.
Quadruple shift the Sedins at this point.
On that note…what happened to the hyperbolic chamber or whatever that crazy thing was?
delayed penalty against Vancouver
Alberts to the box. drink up.
failberts
This is like fucking Groundhog Day – the movie.
Except Groundhog Day is actually entertaining. Watching Alberts is about as entertaining as a root canal.
I think he’s figured out it’s a drinking game and is trying to punish us now!
Is my count off, or has Alberts taken 5 out of the 8 Canuck penalties so far this series?
If Jones gets yanked for the Kings, how the fuck is Alberts still out there after this game? It’s impossible.
it’s not bad, it’s only Alberts
Ryan Johnson – get well soon buddy, we need ya
Signed ’Nucks PK
We need Rome back ASAP. Can’t believe I said that.
Is [Alberts our] new Bernier? Never-ending chances at redemption?
Alberts now leads all players in the post season with 23 PIMs. In a game and a half.
He’s got the IQ of a shit sandwich
SAVE US LOU!!!
alberts is totally going to score the OT game-seven-winner, just to make us all confused.
Forget all that “let’s give Alberts time” stuff I’ve been saying.
Massive fucking kill. Good job lads.
finally, sustained pressure
nevermind
Andrew Alberts: I just became the mayor of the Vancouver Canucks Penalty Box on Foursquare!
we’ve had so many 6/7 d-men over the years, surely ONE of them is alive somewhere.
didn’t Matt Greene used to play for us?
Thought he played for the Oil?
he did, nvm. must have confused him with Cookie.
all those extraneous “e”s
fun fact: jones and alberts were the third pairing for Philly a year ago (or maybe two years ago). how bad is that?
How many times have we heard… “…and he shoots and he missed the net?”
Too close for comfort.
I LOVE YOU CHRISTIAN EHRHOFF.
Shoot the damn puck!!
OH MY GOD!
son of a bitch
doughty. fuck this is intense action
wow doughty.
I thought that was in.
MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT!
I can’t get over Kopitar’s skill on the boards.
i want this thing
to go to ot so i can have a smoke lol. i need to calm down.
almost feels like LA is due for a break
its basically been ot for the last 5 mins
WE are due for a break though. Haven’t had one in 2 periods.
would only be possible with the benching of alberts, agreed?
Nah, Canucks look poised to me
are we watching the same game?
seems kinda risky to hope for a miracle two games in a row
My heart is going to stop.
i think edler is doing well with the playoffs pressure.
he cleared that shit 🙂
Aw man, I don’t think my liver can take another OT.
Wow that was an exciting period, even without any scoring.
If this goes like G1 2007 V Dallas, I may shot myself.
Wow…how does one shot themself?
goal predictions
burr/kes.
Sammy. I had a 3-2 Canucks win with Sammy scoring the winner again
The killer of Kings™
dammit… I am so disappointed they haven’t done more to take advantage of a very shaky looking Quick. Too many shots that have missed the net or not taken, the one by Daniel on the 2 on 1 the biggest… forget the pass and fucking shoot…
how many chances did we miss this period? what play by doughty.
[Albert’s] had a shitty game… rome will come back and he’ll sit until Salo’s annual pulling of his ass muscle, at which point he’ll have had time to think.
Not feeling confident about OT.
I’m predicting Ehrhoff for the win.
Kesler leafs all forwards with 22 minutes.
YOU FUCKER! You used ‘leafs’ in association with a game…now we’re bound to lose. 🙁
haha….opps. sorry!
Henrik FTW.
even versus is ragging on alberts saying he’s the reason kings gonna win
Burrows FTW
Demitra FTW
KESLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FTW
Burr for the GWG! hes due for a break. Or maybe Kes, just cause hes so sexy
Alberts FTW He’s due.
I’ll donate 100 dollars to canucks for kids fund if alberts gets the GWG lol
Oh man, that’s awesome. C’mon fate, cash in baby.
Did McLean just pick 2 Kings to score the winner?
Modin and Johnston?
He did indeed!
He picked Johnson to score against Quick, he’s just not very good with words.
Jones just said the Kings will win because the Canucks D is “hurting.”
Here we go…
lol, green men were pisssed at non call
i saw that too!
Hello Quick helmet hair.
he’s actually kinda cute, eh?
eh? silly canuck
Quiet. He’s satan.
aw, come on, who said the devil can’t be tempting?
he can be tempting after we win
I agree with Wings fans now. I hate refs.
he’s only cute if he lets the Canucks score
lol… 2 Canucks Cherry picking XD. Not a good time in a closely contested overtime period.
Bernier is an idiot.
I hate how Doughty just outsmarted Bernier… Bernier looked so fucking confused.
To be fair to Bernier, just about everyone can outsmart him.
Ooooh, this rookie is LETTING me have the puck! D’oh!
looks like Alberts is glued to the bench. Finally
Took 2 periods away from NM, because I had to explain to the girlfriend that there are actually 2 Sedins, (seriously), what icing is, and what a delay of game penalty is.
She ended up sitting on the edge of her seat for the next hour and half though.
damn, bench penalty.
NOOOOOOO
shit
COCKMOUTH
That was a good move by Brown and an equally good recovery by Bieksa.
FUCK
i called it i’m afaraid
Oh dear.
Everyone’s 1-1
ANAL BEADS.
ANZE….stupid fucking shit
AND Kesler is hurt. Great.
oh shit, kesler barely getting off the ice!
What are they chanting?
Refs you suck.
if it’s anything other than “alberts is not a decent hockey player”, they’re wrong.
And Captain Caveman puts this one in the books. I saw that one coming.
hey, that’s your team’s guy. theirs is frankenstein. 😉
If I’m picking any undead creature for him, it’s a zombie. He wanted Luongo’s Braaaaiiiins on that play. His tasty, tasty Braaaiiiiins.
Uncle Fester scores
Off Salo.
Remember when we were up 2-0? Yeah, me neither.
NEVERMIND OFF LU’S KNOB.
CUT THAT CRAP OFF. SERSLY.
We’re in trouble. Absolutely need to go back to Van tied 2-2 at worst.
LOL punching the panic button already?
i’m worried, as should be every team going on the road tied
there went our home-ice advantage.
Was the reffing as bad as the radio made it out to be?
No, not really.
I thought it was bad, could’ve been worse though.
Lu’s knob again!! wtf
wow, they were big time screening luongo
Another one, ricocheting off Luongo’s knob.
oh no, the knob
ffs, Luongo should cut the knob off that thing!
So, stupid penalties by our defenseman have cost us EVERY goal against this series except one tonite. Nice.
A good play, followed by a stupid penalty, sums up Bieksa perfectly.
No call on the high stick, no call on running over Lou but they call the bench minor…wow. Are you kidding me?
refs have to call the bench minor, no choice
Who posted that we’d rather have Luongo ands knob, rather than Nabokov? Who jinxed it for us?
between Lu’s stick and Alberts, two knobs are killing the canucks.
Not only that, but once again Bieksa gets cut by a skate…is his skin magnetic or something?
Suck a dick, Anze. Canucks gave him too much space
Canucks should have drafted him.
No panic from me, just extreme disappointment at the way the game was shaped by the officials all night long. We as fans deserve better than than Junior B quality officiating
missed calls, double standards… the burrows highstick especially. I hate that ‘followthru’ nonsense. Either you have to be responsible for your stick or you don’t. Stop giving players an out. The blown icing was bad too…
that’s not on the refs. that’s in the rulebook.
The Kings learned from their mistakes. Now it’s Vancouver’s turn.
Umpteen chances to score in the 3rd not converted, exactly like game 1. Only this time we paid for it.
As much as it sucks that they keep getting called for penalties, the PK HAS to be better. They’re looking BRUTAL out there.
Blowing a 2-0 lead though…not cool. That’s some deja vu right there. Bad habit.
anyone have a good view of what happened in that bench penalty?
HNIC looked at that in depth. they found 7 Canucks on the ice at once.
Smart play by the Kings D to push the puck into that area to ‘draw the penalty’.
i’m going to bed.
good night all.

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