Three new jokes I need punchlines for

  • How many Kovalchuks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  • Knock, knock. [who's there?] Kovalchuk. Kovalchuk who?
  • Why did Kovalchuk cross the road?/

Submit your punchlines in the comments.

[UPDATE: my favorite one so far....

Q: "Why did Kovalchuk cross the road?"

A: "He thought he had a deal."