Who ARE these guys?! What do they WANT?! [Game 7 preview]

Who are they? Colorado Avalanche

What do they want? One of last year's surprise teams (LAK, PHX, COL) is likely to back-slide. The Avs don't want to be the one.

What's their ****ing problem? Injured: Peter Mueller (concussion), Adam Foote (concussion).

Who the **** do they think they are? (IN) Daniel Winnik, Julian Talbot, Ben Walter, Greg Mauldin; (OUT) Brett Clark, Chris Durno , Tyler Weiman, Brian Fahey, T.J. Hensick, Brian Willsie. Darcy Tucker, Ruslan Salei, Marek Svatos, Tom Preissing.

What, are we supposed to be scared? Matt Duchene, Craig Anderson -- yes, a little scary.

Bob Miller's Nightmare? Odds of him calling Matt Duchene "Steve": 1-in-10.

I thought we were friends! Ex-Kings: Kyle Quincey. Ex-Avs: Ryan Smyth, Brad Richardson. Ex-Kingalanches: Preissing, Willsie.

Yeah, well, wait till they get a load of: I'm going to go with Brayden Schenn and Andrei Loktionov. The Avs seem like a team they would do well against. Don't know why.

Oh, and I know where they got their logo.