Who are they? Minnesota Wild.
What do they want? To leap-frog over Calgary and Colorado, into the playoffs.
What’s their ****ing problem? Injured: Cam Barker, Chuck Kobasew.
Who the **** do they think they are? (IN) Matt Cullen, Brad Staubitz, Eric Nystrom, John Madden (OUT) Andrew Ebbett, Derek Boogaard, John Scott, Wade Dubielewicz, Shane Hnidy, Owen Nolan.
What, are we supposed to be scared? The Wild currently have the number one power play in the league.
Bob Miller’s Nightmare? Odds that Bob calls the Wild the “North Stars”: 1-in-3.
I thought we were friends! Ex-Kings: Drew Bagnall (AHL).
Yeah, well, wait till they get a load of: I don’t know. Nobody really. Jack Johnson went to high-school in Minnesota, so maybe he’ll have some friends in the crowd. Oh, and I see the first line will now be Brad Richardson with Anze Kopitar and Dustin Brown.