Category: Remedial

Note to Nuts

By Daws Butler | Apr 26th 2010 | 1 min read |

If you go batsh*t insane that NHL officials are conspiring to make Vancouver lose, and then Vancouver wins, aren’t you in some very real (if onl...

Note to William Houston: If you say "I feel so badly," you are an idiot

By Daws Butler | Apr 19th 2010 | 2 min read |

Mr. Houston’s Opus – Pension Plan Puppets From: William HoustonTo: PPP Oh, I’ve been taking shots at friends of yours. Oh noooo. I f...

Kings Fans Fail Reading Comprehension

By Daws Butler | Apr 8th 2010 | 17 min read |

(Course 101, offered this past Spring, covered how to speak Lombardi. This semester we look at the locution of Terry Murray.) Folks have been reading ...

The First Meaningful Games the Kings Have Played in Eight Years

By Daws Butler | Mar 30th 2010 | 5 min read |

If you want to know why this is happening now, that’s why. The franchise has not played a meaningful game since 2002. I guess I should say won a...

How Do I Know the Kings aren't on Steroids?

By Daws Butler | Mar 23rd 2010 | 2 min read |

Because they make you (1) over-confident, with a sense of invincibility and (2) hyper-aggressive. See what I mean? But this is probably a good time to...

Those Numbers aren't Magic (but mine are)

By Daws Butler | Mar 17th 2010 | 4 min read |

Helene Elliott confused the masses with this, in today’s LA Times: For a change, Kings have magic number for clinching playoff spot – lati...

No, Dumb***, just because it's not interference or elbowing doesn't make it clean

By Daws Butler | Jan 29th 2010 | 2 min read |

This just in, from a blog titled “Plaschke, Thy Sweater is Argyle”: Plaschke, Thy Sweater Is Argyle: Oscar Moller, Meet Bobby RyanAt worst...

Gladys Kravitz Shows Why She's in the Hockey Hall of Fame

By Daws Butler | Jan 22nd 2010 | 14 min read |

L.A. Times reporter and Hockey Hall of Fame member Gladys Kravitz got Jack Johnson worked up in a froth yesterday. Having read the Lombardi interview ...

Indications are, Bruce Garrioch needs a new thesaurus

By Daws Butler | Jan 19th 2010 | 6 min read |

Tag along as we journey up-river into the murky depths of Bruce Garrioch. From Sunday’s Ottawa Sun article (link at the end): Vincent Lecavalier...

No, Dustin, you're the captain of the Kings

By Daws Butler | Jan 14th 2010 | 1 min read |

The Olympics haven’t started yet. Bobby Ryan is not your teammate and I don’t really care if he’s your friend. BROWN: There were pro...