Category: Funny Ha Ha

BREAKING: Dany Heatley Requests Trade from Team Canada

By Daws Butler | Aug 22nd 2009 | 1 min read |

Apparently miffed that he was required to read aloud in preparation for Team Canada’s orientation camp, and irked by his reduction in ice-time o...

Patrick Kane - Taxi Cab Company Shirt - eBay

By Daws Butler | Aug 10th 2009 | 1 min read |

Patrick Kane – Taxi Cab Company Shirt – eBay (item 250480650727 end time Aug-12-09 20:45:50 PDT)....

From The Hockey News: Top 10 Roenick quotes [the two I liked]

By Daws Butler | Aug 8th 2009 | 1 min read |

4. “I liked Patrick’s quote, (that) he would have stopped me. I wanted to know where he was in Game 3. He was probably getting his jock ou...

Pronger Calculates Pi to Three Digits

By Daws Butler | Jun 16th 2009 | 1 min read |

[brightcove vid=16801452001&exp=988218058&w=486&h=412] WARNING: Evil Ducks content....

Habs fan sounds like Kings fan; Habs sounds like Kings; Kings still not in playoffs

By Daws Butler | Apr 20th 2009 | 1 min read |

[Carbonneau] figures that since [the skilled players are] so good he’ll squish them onto the fourth line. Now Perezhogin is playing on the fourt...

Bloodstained Gary Bettman: 'I Have Taken The Necessary Measures to Ensure a Crosby-Ovechkin Final"

By Daws Butler | Apr 20th 2009 | 1 min read |

Addressing reporters yesterday in an unnervingly calm tone of voice, NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman—his hands, face, and white-collared shirt covered...

Ken Campbell @ The Hockey News: "Shhh, be vawy vawy qwiet..."

By Daws Butler | Apr 20th 2009 | 1 min read |

When I close my eyes and listen to Andy Murray speak, I feel as though I’m listening to Elmer Fudd. via The Hockey News: Campbell’s Cuts: Camp...

Kukla's Korner: McLellan requests to return to Wings, Retroactive to April 1

By Daws Butler | Apr 20th 2009 | 1 min read |

In a stunning turn of events, NHL commissioner Gary Bettman on Monday accepted the request of San Jose Sharks coach Todd McLellan to return to the Det...

The Hockey News: Canucks ride hot Luongo

By Daws Butler | Apr 18th 2009 | 1 min read |

“Canucks ride hot Luongo.” Not a porn title. via The Hockey News: Game previews: Canucks ride hot Luongo into Game Three against Blues....

MacTavish Signs Long Term Deal Not

By Daws Butler | Apr 17th 2009 | 1 min read |

Two Edmonton-based sportswriters in a cab heading to the morning skate prior to last night’s Stanley Cup playoff game here sent a text to MacTav...