Forum Blue: Kings/Oilers Gameday Thread, Now with Solutions

Screw the haters, this uniform is terrific. (Hello, Rogie!)

Qusip's last post made me rethink the recap I had planned.  I added a section on ways to cope to make myself feel more responsible.

In case you missed Thursday, this is what happened :




If you watched that with me, your insides probably feel more distorted than a Picasso, and you may have frightened both your neighbors and your pets.  What to do?

OPTION #1: Mix equal parts purple beverage with anything that's 80 proof.  Stir well and imbibe.  Put on some Hall & Oates and relax.  Wait for the game.  (If you're under 21, have a juice box and go take a nap instead.)


OPTION #2: Take action.  Mount a fan campaign to let Dean know this is just not enough.  Make flyers and signs. Design a T-shirt.  Demand a potent sniper.  Aim high.


That ought to sell out on Zazzle.  DO IT, DEAN!

I know there are also many more options out there.  But whatever path you choose -- peace be with you.