Um stuff happened in this game. Carl Grundstrom got a goal in his NHL debut, Adrian Kempe had some fancy footwork that beat Darcy Kuemper, and the Los Angeles Kings managed to briefly hang with the Arizona Coyotes and not look totally incompetent.
But who cares about any of that because their next game against the Anaheim Ducks will be #69 and will officially be the Jack Off—and a great game to see which team can out-tank the other. Looking forward to it, y’all.