Bob Miller and Jim Fox pronounced last night’s 3-0 loss to the Oilers “a stinker.” Other things that stink:
- Poo.
- Rot.
- Death.
- Garbage.
- Decomposing organic matter.
- Vomit.
- Some cheeses.
- Gary, Indiana*.
*All due respect to the people of Gary. As a kid, I was driven past Gary a few times a year on the way to and from my grandmother’s house. Whatever they were doing in those factories produced the gold standard of nasty smells. My mother referred to it as “rotten eggs.” It occurs to me now that I’ve never actually smelled a rotten egg.