Who ARE these guys? What do they WANT? (Game #1 Preview)

Who are they? Vancouver Canucks.

What do they want? An encore to last year's playoff win.

What's their ****ing problem? Alexander Burrows is injured. Willie Mitchell is a King now and presumably won't consult on the Canucks penalty kill.

Who the **** do they think they are? (IN) Dan Hamhuis, Keith Ballard, Raffi Torres, Manny Malhotra, Victor Oreskovich, Joel Perrault, Jeff Tambellini, Bill Sweatt. (OUT) Kyle Wellwood, Willie Mitchell, Steve Bernier, Michael Grabner, Ryan Johnson, Andrew Raycroft, Brad Lukowich, Pavol Demitra,

What, are we supposed to be scared? A little. The Kings relationship with the Canucks makes me think of the little brother who gleefully announces to his big brother that in two years he'll be older than him and THEN HE'LL BE SORRY!

Yeah, well, wait till they get a load of: Super cool purple and gold jerseys that we should go back to full time. Also: Kyle Clifford.

Also, stole their diary.