What the hell, we should be in Vegas right now
I miss hanging out in Game Threads. And I really want to rant about this lockout.
BOXED WINE LOOKS GOOD TO ME NOW, okay?
I'm very angry right now. I want to send all of your anger to Fehr and Bettman, and screw them for not caring. Best lockout rant will win a Stanley Cup formed out of donuts, decorated with my tears.