Who are they? Half of the 2009-2010 Chicago Blackhawks.
What do they want? To wipe those smiles off everyone’s faces. [clarification: other teams, I mean]
What’s their ****ing problem? Injured: Brian Campbell, Tomas Kopecky.
Who the **** do they think they are? (IN) Marty Turco, Ivan Vishnevskiy, Fernando Pisani, Ryan Potulny, John Scott, Jeff Taffe, Chris DiDomenico, Philippe Paradis, Jeremy Morin, Viktor Stalberg, (OUT) Cristobal Huet, Andrew Ladd, Antti Niemi, Dustin Byfuglien, Brent Sopel, Kris Versteeg, Ben Eager, Adam Burish, John Madden, Colin Fraser, Danny Richmond, Mark Cullen, Kyle Greentree, Akim Aliu, Cam Barker (mid-season), Andrew Ebbett (mid-season).
What, are we supposed to be scared? Absolutely. They are the Stanley Cup Champions.
Bob Miller’s Nightmare? Ivan Vishnevskiy / Lubomir Visnovsky / Vitaly Vishnevski.
I thought we were friends! Ex-Kings: none, though probably we should have drafted Duncan Keith instead of Denis Grebeshkov and Sergei Anshakov. Ex-Hawks: Michal Handzus.
Yeah, well, wait till they get a load of: Jonathan Bernier starts tonight. Trevor Lewis is in. Kevin Westgarth, Brayden Schenn are out.